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DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur
Jamaican Tease recipe
A delicious recipe for Jamaican Tease, with DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur, Malibu® coconut rum and orange juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur
1 1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
9 oz chilled orange juice


Method:
Pour the DeKuyper Buttershots butterscotch schnapps and Malibu rum into a highball glass. Fill with chilled orange juice, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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Funny jokes - 50 best jokesLittle Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn th ing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

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Kate ClintonA friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to decide whether we are going to save or savor the world. I don't think that is the decision. It's not an either-or, save or savor. We have to do both, save and savor the world. Kate Clinton

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