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Little
Mary was not the best
student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class. One
day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me,
Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny,
an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and
jabbed her in the rear. "God
Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher
said, "Very good," and Mary fell
back asleep.
A while later the
teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior,"
but Mary didn't
even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to
the rescue,
and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and
the teacher
said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked
Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her
twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her
with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn th
ing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
What do you get if you cross a student and an
alien ?
Something from another universe -ity !
Little Mary was not the best
student in
Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day
the teacher
called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who
created
the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic
boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear. "God
Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very
good," and Mary fell
back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked
Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior,"
but Mary didn't even stir from
her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to
the rescue, and stuck her
again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and
the teacher said, "Very
good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third
question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third
child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her
with the pin. This time Mary
jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn thing in me one m
ore time, I'll break it in half!"
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. Bill Vaughan
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do-- so long as they dont do it in the streets and frighten the horses! Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Her greatness lay in doing what everybody could do but doesn't. She was unexpected. She was untitled. (She was) an improbable warrior that was leading an unlikely army of waitresses and street sweepers and shopkeepers and auto mechanics. Jennifer Granholm