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Italian Greyhound recipe
A delicious recipe for Italian Greyhound, with vodka, Campari® bitters and grapefruit juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Campari® bitters
5 oz grapefruit juice


Method:
Stir the vodka and grapefruit juice together in a highball glass. Float the Campari over a barspoon onto the top, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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Funny jokes - 50 best jokesLittle Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn th ing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

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Dirty jokesLittle Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one m ore time, I'll break it in half!"



Quotes Poetry

Lord Byron[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake. Lord Byron

G. K. ChestertonAll slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry. G. K. Chesterton

Charles BaudelaireAny healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry. Charles Baudelaire