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Guillotine Shot recipeShots & Shooters
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Guillotine Shot recipe
A delicious recipe for Guillotine Shot, with benedictine herbal liqueur, lemon juice, gin and sugar. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz benedictine herbal liqueur
1/2 oz lemon juice
1 oz gin
1/2 tsp sugar


Method:
Mix the benedictine, gin and lemon juice together in a mixing glass. Sweeten to taste. Pour into shot glass(es), and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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Albert EinsteinAs far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. Albert Einstein

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Albert EinsteinDo not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. Albert Einstein