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Gold Wizard recipe
A delicious recipe for Gold Wizard, with Chardonnay white wine, banana liqueur, Absolut® vodka and cherry. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

4 oz Chardonnay white wine
2 oz banana liqueur
1 oz Absolut® vodka
1 cherry


Method:
Shake the Chardonnay, the banana liqueur and the vodka together in a cocktail shaker with 2 ice cubes for 30 seconds. Pour into a cocktail glass with a cherry at the bottom, and serve.
Serve:
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Funny jokes - 50 best jokesLittle Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn th ing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

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Dirty jokesLittle Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior," but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one m ore time, I'll break it in half!"



Quotes Animals

George OrwellAll animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell

George EliotAnimals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. George Eliot

VoltaireAnimals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them Voltaire