Cocktails 3 oz Hpnotiq® liqueur
3 oz triple sec
1 1/2 oz Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila
1 1/2 oz lime juice
sweet and sour mix
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What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you
have to turn around.
A minister gave a talk to the
Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't
tell his wife
that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed
horseback
riding with the members.
A few days later, she ran into some men at
the shopping center and they
complimented her on the speech her
husband had made.
She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the
subject matter, as
he's only
tried it twice. The first time he
got so sore he could hardly walk, and
the
second time he fell
off."
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. Jean Houston
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... Carl Zwanzig
Einstein said God doesn't play dice with the universe, but I don't know--maybe not as a whole, but I think he gets a pretty big kick out of messing in peoples' back yards. Dennis Koenig and Jordan Budde