Other Drinks 5 1/2 dl sparkling white wine
2 dl vodka
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What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you
have to turn around.
A minister gave a talk to the
Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't
tell his wife
that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed
horseback
riding with the members.
A few days later, she ran into some men at
the shopping center and they
complimented her on the speech her
husband had made.
She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the
subject matter, as
he's only
tried it twice. The first time he
got so sore he could hardly walk, and
the
second time he fell
off."
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest. Erma Bombeck
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. Blake Clark