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Horny Kermit recipeShots & Shooters
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Horny Kermit recipe
A delicious recipe for Horny Kermit, with Irish cream, Midori® melon liqueur and Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/3 oz Irish cream
1/3 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/3 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur


Method:
Pour Midori melon liqueur and Frangelico hazelnut liqueur into a shot glass, and stir. Layer the Irish cream on top, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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Lord Byron[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake. Lord Byron

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Charles BaudelaireAny healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry. Charles Baudelaire