Cocktails 4 oz Bombay Sapphire® gin
1 oz extra dry vermouth
1 oz sweet vermouth
1 dash bitters
1 tbsp Yellow Chartreuse®
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What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you
have to turn around.
A minister gave a talk to the
Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't
tell his wife
that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed
horseback
riding with the members.
A few days later, she ran into some men at
the shopping center and they
complimented her on the speech her
husband had made.
She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the
subject matter, as
he's only
tried it twice. The first time he
got so sore he could hardly walk, and
the
second time he fell
off."
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield
All phone calls are obscene. Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce