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What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you
have to turn around.
A minister gave a talk to the
Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't
tell his wife
that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed
horseback
riding with the members.
A few days later, she ran into some men at
the shopping center and they
complimented her on the speech her
husband had made.
She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the
subject matter, as
he's only
tried it twice. The first time he
got so sore he could hardly walk, and
the
second time he fell
off."
...the safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death. Voltaire
[Spring is] when life's alive in everything. Christina Rossetti
A book burrows into your life in a very profound way because the experience of reading is not passive. Erica Jong