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Hell No recipeShots & Shooters
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Hell No recipe
A delicious recipe for Hell No, with Everclear® alcohol, peach schnapps, lime juice, grenadine syrup and sweet and sour mix. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/2 oz Everclear® alcohol
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz lime juice
1/2 oz grenadine syrup
1/2 oz sweet and sour mix


Method:
Pour and stir each ingredient into a mixing glass with ice, stirring continuously. Strain into shot glasses, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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