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El Torro Loco recipe
A delicious recipe for El Torro Loco, with Red Bull® energy drink, Grey Goose® vodka, maraschino cherries, gin and grenadine syrup. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz Red Bull® energy drink
2 oz Grey Goose® vodka
2 maraschino cherries
2 oz gin
1 splash grenadine syrup


Method:
Add crushed ice, gin, vodka, and red bull to a cocktail shaker, or use two glassesto mix. Pour into a collins glass over ice, add a splash of grenadine and garnish with cherries.
Serve:
Collins Glass

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