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Green Apple and Butter Jello Shots recipeShots & Shooters
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Green Apple and Butter Jello Shots recipe
A delicious recipe for Green Apple and Butter Jello Shots, with X-Treme Green Apple Jell-O, water and DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 package X-Treme Green Apple Jell-O
1 cup boiling water
1 cup DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur


Method:
Dissolve the jello in the boiling water. Add the DeKuyper Buttershots and stir. Pour into small cups and refrigerate.
Serve:
Cup

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