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Green Mamba recipe
A delicious recipe for Green Mamba, with Midori® melon liqueur, sweet and sour mix, club soda and Bacardi® 151 rum. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz club soda
1 oz Bacardi® 151 rum


Method:
Fill a hurricane glass with ice. Add the Midori melon liqueur then equal amounts of sweet and sour mix and club soda. Top with Bacardi 151, and serve.
Serve:
Hurricane Glass

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Lord Byron[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake. Lord Byron

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