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A delicious recipe for Douchebag, with Crown Royal® Canadian whisky and Coca-Cola®. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

4 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1 splash Coca-Cola®


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a glass and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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Jokes about University

College jokesWhy do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Aviation jokesFlying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it. "Well," she explained, "up front there are 17 University of California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend. "In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees. What would you do?"

Bicycle jokesA math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..." "Tell us!" "Well", he starts, "yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that she had passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to thank me in person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. But when I had let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed, smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire!'" One of his friends remarks: "You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle." "Yeah", another friend adds, "just imagine how silly you would have looked in a girl's clothes - and they wouldn't have fit you anyway!"



Quotes Math

Albert EinsteinAs far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. Albert Einstein

M. C. EscherBy keenly confronting the enigmas that surround us, and by considering and analysing the observations that I have made, I ended up in the domain of mathematics, Although I am absolutely without training in the exact sciences, I often seem to have more in M. C. Escher

Albert EinsteinDo not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. Albert Einstein