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Green Goblin Cocktail recipe
A delicious recipe for Green Goblin Cocktail, with vodka, peach schnapps, DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, coconut rum and sweet and sour mix. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 oz coconut rum
1 oz sweet and sour mix


Method:
Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and pour over ice cubes in an old-fashioned glass. Serve with a lime wedge.
Serve:
Old-Fashioned Glass

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