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Gay Mountie recipe
A delicious recipe for Gay Mountie, with Canadian whisky, sweet vermouth, amaretto almond liqueur and Yukon Jack® Canadian whisky. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2/3 glass Canadian whisky
1 1/2 oz sweet vermouth
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz Yukon Jack® Canadian whisky


Method:
Pour the Canadian whisky over ice into an old-fashioned glass. Add the sweet vermouth, amaretto and Yukon Jack. Top with a cherry, stir and serve.
Serve:
Old-Fashioned Glass

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