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Gold Wizard recipeCocktails
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Gold Wizard recipe
A delicious recipe for Gold Wizard, with Chardonnay white wine, banana liqueur, Absolut® vodka and cherry. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

4 oz Chardonnay white wine
2 oz banana liqueur
1 oz Absolut® vodka
1 cherry


Method:
Shake the Chardonnay, the banana liqueur and the vodka together in a cocktail shaker with 2 ice cubes for 30 seconds. Pour into a cocktail glass with a cherry at the bottom, and serve.
Serve:
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