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Columbian Nose Bleed recipeShots & Shooters
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Columbian Nose Bleed recipe
A delicious recipe for Columbian Nose Bleed, with Amaretto Di Saronno® liqueur, peach schnapps, powdered sugar and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/2 oz Amaretto Di Saronno® liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 tsp powdered sugar
1 oz cranberry juice


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a tumbler and shake. Strain into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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