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Bitch Slammer recipe
A delicious recipe for Bitch Slammer, with sparkling white wine and vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

5 1/2 dl sparkling white wine
2 dl vodka


Method:
Prepare the drink by pouring the vodka into a bottle of sweet sparkling wine. The sparkling wine effectively masks the strong alcohol flavor of the vodka. Serve as per usual (ie. wine glasses).
Serve:
Bottle

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