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Cheaterita recipe
A delicious recipe for Cheaterita, with tequila, limeade and lime. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz tequila
6 oz limeade
1 slice lime


Method:
Combine tequila, limeade and ice in a highball glass. Squeeze lime juice from the slice into mixture and then drop the rind in the glass as well. Stir and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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