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Blueberry Martini recipe
A delicious recipe for Blueberry Martini, with Smirnoff® Cranberry Twist vodka, triple sec, blueberry juice and Sprite® soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz Smirnoff® Cranberry Twist vodka
2 oz triple sec
2 oz blueberry juice
1 dash Sprite® soda


Method:
Combine the Smirnoff blueberry vodka, triple sec and blueberry juice in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with Sprite, garnish with fresh blueberries, and serve.
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