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Two biologists are in the field following the
tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear
crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up
the
nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after
them. The
first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking
boots and pulls
a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack.
The second biologist
gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the
world are you doing?"
He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close
to us, we'll jump down
and make a run for it."
The second
guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a
full-grown grizzly bear."
The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun
the bear, I only have to
outrun you!"
What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for
radio.
Is it ok to use my AM radio after
NOON?
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Than youth itself, though in another dress,
And as the evening twilight fades away
The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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