Cocktails 2 oz Scotch whisky
1/2 oz Cointreau® orange liqueur
2 dashes orange bitters
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President Dubya was awakened one night by an
urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star
general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad
news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad
news
first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by
creatures
from another planet." "Gosh, and the good news?" "The good
news,
sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."
Big Brother: That planet
over
there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.
Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
And since you know you cannot see yourself,
so well as by reflection, I, your glass,
will modestly discover to yourself,
that of yourself which you yet know not of. William Shakespeare
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. Emo PhillipsThe New Yorker Serial Tweets Story: DNews Nuggets
The story, by Jennifer Egan, is organized in short segments.
A Dolphin Death Whodunit In Peru
The Peruvian government claims that nearly 900 dolphins died of natural causes. A separate study disagrees.
Mars Tumbleweed Rovers Will Rock, Bounce and Roll
The tumbleweed rover could dominate Mars exploration, but is there too much bounce in its roll?
Were the Cavemen of the Danube Flutists?
Bone flutes found in southern Germany push back the date human creativity evolved.
Special Effects Getting Crazy: Gotta-See Videos
In the new Men in black movie the special effects are eye-popping, literally.