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Ball and Chain recipeShots & Shooters
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Ball and Chain recipe
A delicious recipe for Ball and Chain, with Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur, Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps and Jagermeister® herbal liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 part Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur
1 part Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1 splash Jagermeister® herbal liqueur


Method:
In shot glass, mix 1 part Gold with 1 part Rump, add a splash of Jager over the top. Manly shot with a tasty surprise.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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