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Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: An
adder.
The problem
with physicists is that they
tend to cheat in order to get results.
The problem with
mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy
problems in order to get
results.
The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to
cheat at toy
problems in order to get results.
What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An
accountant !
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