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Hematoma recipe
A delicious recipe for Hematoma, with Absolut® vodka, grape juice, orange juice, cranberry juice and Blue Curacao liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Absolut® vodka
2 1/2 oz grape juice
2 1/2 oz orange juice
1 oz cranberry juice
1/4 oz Blue Curacao liqueur


Method:
Combine the Absolut vodka, grape juice, orange juice and cranberry juice in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and pour into a collins glass filled with crushed ice. Pour blue curacao in on the top, and serve.
Serve:
Collins Glass

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