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Bali Dream recipe
A delicious recipe for Bali Dream, with Bacardi® white rum, Bacardi® black rum, creme de bananes, Passoa® liqueur, coconut liqueur, grenadine syrup and orange juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

20 cl Bacardi® white rum
20 cl Bacardi® black rum
20 cl creme de bananes
20 cl Passoa® liqueur
10 cl coconut liqueur
10 cl grenadine syrup
200 cl orange juice


Method:
Put all ingredients in shaker together with some ice-cubes. Shake well. Serve with piece of banana on top of the glass.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass

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