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Elderflower Martini recipeCocktails
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Elderflower Martini recipe
A delicious recipe for Elderflower Martini, with elderflower cordial, Bombay Sapphire® gin, Cinzano® dry vermouth and lime juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz elderflower cordial
1 oz Bombay Sapphire® gin
1 oz Cinzano® dry vermouth
1/2 oz lime juice


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake until very chilled; serve immediately.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass

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