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Ball of Fun recipePunches
Bacardi® Limon rum
Ball of Fun recipe
A delicious recipe for Ball of Fun, with Bacardi® Limon rum, triple sec, Absolut® Citron vodka, fruit punch and ice cubes. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 liter Bacardi® Limon rum
1 liter triple sec
1 liter Absolut® Citron vodka
2 liters fruit punch
5 lb ice cubes


Method:
Pour all ingredients into a punch bowl and stir."Drink the fuck up, get fucked up, and break the ball of fun." (BSU)
Serve:
Punch Bowl

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Kate ClintonA friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to decide whether we are going to save or savor the world. I don't think that is the decision. It's not an either-or, save or savor. We have to do both, save and savor the world. Kate Clinton

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