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Balmoral recipe
A delicious recipe for Balmoral, with Scotch whisky, sweet vermouth, dry vermouth and bitters. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Scotch whisky
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 oz dry vermouth
2 dashes bitters


Method:
In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass

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