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Italian Crown recipe
A delicious recipe for Italian Crown, with Crown Royal® Canadian whisky and amaretto almond liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
2 oz amaretto almond liqueur


Method:
Pour both ingredients into an old-fashioned glass half-filled with ice cubes. Allow the ice to melt for a few moments. Stir, and serve.
Serve:
Old-Fashioned Glass

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