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Freak Show recipeBeer / Ale
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Freak Show recipe
A delicious recipe for Freak Show, with sambuca and Guinness® stout. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz sambuca
1 pint Guinness® stout


Method:
Pour the sambuca into the bottle of a beer mug. Slowly add the Guinness to float it on top. Serve.
Serve:
Beer Mug

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