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Hemingway Hammer recipe
A delicious recipe for Hemingway Hammer, with Bacardi® 151 rum, Bacardi® white rum, blackberry brandy, strawberry liqueur and banana liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz Bacardi® white rum
1 oz blackberry brandy
1 oz strawberry liqueur
1 oz banana liqueur


Method:
Combine all ingredients with one cup of crushed ice in a cocktail shaker or blender for 30 seconds. Pour into a highball glass and serve with a lime wedge.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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Peter UstinovComedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov

Will RogersEverything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. Will Rogers

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