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Banana Colada #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Banana Colada #2, with light rum, banana, vanilla ice cream, pineapples, pina colada mix and ice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz light rum
1/2 banana
1 scoop vanilla ice cream
1 tsp crushed pineapples
1 1/2 oz pina colada mix
ice

Method:
Combine all ingredients in a blender except for the ice and blend. Then add ice until the drink begins to thicken then serve.

Jokes about Animals

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen one, you've seen them all." Madge says, "I KNOW...but this one's eating my POPCORN!!"

There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, he looked up to see that the house was gone. Saddened by the loss, he went out to see if any of the animals had survived. The horses, chickens, pigs, and cows were laid out flat but the bulls were standing! The farmer was amazed and asked them, "How is it that all the other animals are down and you are still standing?" The bulls replied, "We bulls wobble but we don't fall down!"

Quotes sex

A girl should not expect special privileges because of her sex but neither should she adjust to prejudice and discrimination. Betty Friedan

An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on. Terry Pratchett

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. Aldous Huxley

Names related toGlass

CRYSTAL - Earth Mineral or Brilliant Glass Origin: Latin

KRYSTAL - A Clear, Brilliant Glass Origin: American

Facts related to Phone

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Most cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry.

Motorists who talk on cell phones are more impaired than drunk drivers with blood-alcohol levels exceeding .08!