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Green Mamba recipe
A delicious recipe for Green Mamba, with Midori® melon liqueur, sweet and sour mix, club soda and Bacardi® 151 rum. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz club soda
1 oz Bacardi® 151 rum


Method:
Fill a hurricane glass with ice. Add the Midori melon liqueur then equal amounts of sweet and sour mix and club soda. Top with Bacardi 151, and serve.
Serve:
Hurricane Glass

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Children jokesA mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

Dirty jokesAn old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen one, you've seen them all." Madge says, "I KNOW...but this one's eating my POPCORN!!"

Farmer jokesThere was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, he looked up to see that the house was gone. Saddened by the loss, he went out to see if any of the animals had survived. The horses, chickens, pigs, and cows were laid out flat but the bulls were standing! The farmer was amazed and asked them, "How is it that all the other animals are down and you are still standing?" The bulls replied, "We bulls wobble but we don't fall down!"



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EuripidesA sweet thing, for whatever time, to revisit in dreams the dear dad we have lost. Euripides

Joseph AddisonAn ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. Joseph Addison

John BarrymoreDie? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. John Barrymore