Where you are: : Animals : be : : :

Drinks:

Double Fudge Martini #2 recipeCocktails
Short drinks
Double Fudge Martini #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Double Fudge Martini #2, with Absolut® vodka, Kahlua® coffee liqueur, espresso, chocolate topping, DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur, cream and chocolate. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Absolut® vodka
1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/2 tsp espresso ground coffee
1 1/2 oz chocolate topping
1/3 oz DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur
1 1/2 - 2 oz cream
1 tsp grated chocolate


Method:
Shake the Absolut vodka, Kahlua coffee liqueur, espresso coffee and chocolate topping with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. In a fresh shaker, shake cream and DeKuyper Buttershots (butterscotch liqueur) until thickened and float on top of the chocolate mix. Garnish with grated chocolate and chocoloate topping, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass

MENU:
cat Start
cat Life
Baby, Girl, Woman, Man, be, Air, Tree, Sun, Food, Planet, People, Animals, sex, God, Game, Poetry, Funny, Fish, Do, both, style,

cat Science
Computer, Pen, University, Fiction, News, Math, Paper, Teach, Phone, School, Real, Glass, Tatoos, Dog, Hair, Radio, Image, our, universe,

cat City
Store, Blue, Cell, Bus, Train, Car, Street, Town, Big, Best, Home, Me, You, Paris, Fashion, Weather, My, Panel, to,

cat hello
hi, welcome, hey, good, morning, evening, dear, able, about, across, act, after, air, all, and, bit, boy, by, come,


catSubcategories::
Animals

Jokes about Animals

Children jokesA mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

Dirty jokesAn old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen one, you've seen them all." Madge says, "I KNOW...but this one's eating my POPCORN!!"

Farmer jokesThere was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, he looked up to see that the house was gone. Saddened by the loss, he went out to see if any of the animals had survived. The horses, chickens, pigs, and cows were laid out flat but the bulls were standing! The farmer was amazed and asked them, "How is it that all the other animals are down and you are still standing?" The bulls replied, "We bulls wobble but we don't fall down!"



Quotes be

Aleister Crowley"Do what thou wilt" shall be the whole of the law. Aleister Crowley

Edward Bulwer-Lytton"Know thyself," said the old philosopher, "improve thyself," saith the new. Our great object in time is not to waste our passions and gifts on the things external that we must leave behind, but that we cultivate within us all that we can carry into the et Edward Bulwer-Lytton

G. K. Chesterton"My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober." G. K. Chesterton